In the world of man in the great rat race Makes his speeches Then he does what he please Winners of the mosh impart their grace As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese Chums lots of flies but why should I mind Then I get trashed by the ho that's my wife Can't get enough of kickin my hiney Life in the canine world Cats to chase and a bone to bury Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place If I get a piece of tail I don't want to get married This is just a doghouse why should i stay If these folks are crazy they try to tell me That they know where it's at I don't know maybe I'm lazy This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my doghouse So now it's time to go to work for the man I work for the man at the taco stand I keep on grinding like a dog always does No place to hide for this American dog This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my doghouse When i frickin find what I'm lookin for I dig right in and take my place Maybe I seem crass and crude But a dog's got to do what a dog's got to do This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my doghouse I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a Hydrant on this doggy street Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me I want to get laid, but everybody takes me I'm your dog and you're bitches