Here's a happy tune A happy tune You'll love the croon You love to croon They call it Dean's song You don't seem to understand Catchy as can be I must agree The melody The melody They call it Dean's song Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing You don't dig this scene I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song Sam, you're just a ham But Dean here's the scam The song was named after Sam Sam who? Sam Houston Oh May I say with pride where I reside They call it Dean's song And that's quite a group you have going for you too pal There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me No I'm just not singing along Well you what I'll do since you're a Jew We'll call it Clyde's song Clyde's song? Here's a happy tune Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it Clyde's song Catchy as can be No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say that the man is a thief but he's calling it It's Clyde's song Nothing on your mind There's a lot on my mind and I'm laying here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it Clyde's song My Italian friend we have reached the end We just don't seem to blend Sam, let's compromise We'll call it Sam's song Did he say Sam's song? Let's give the ending a rhyme But don't nobody tell Clyde That, it's Sam's song It's not Pete Epstine's song Sam's song It's not Mona's song Sam's song The only thing I know is that when this record comes out it better be called Sam's song Or you gonna get a nasty letter from my soliciter Calhoun That's Sam's song Sam's song