Well I took my baby to the carnival an' I heard that barker yell ( Hey! Hey! ) "Come on an' win yourself a purdy Kewpie Doll, all you gotta do is ring the bell!" Well I swung the hammer just as hard as I could, an' you should have heard the wild applause . . . ( Hooray! ) When "bong" went the bell and the man said, "Well, I guess the Kewpie Doll is yours!"( Yeah Yeah! ) I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll an' she's the cutest one of them all!" ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! ) Ah then, we walked down the midway 'till we saw a crowd an' the man said "Try your skill, five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water an' give your little baby a thrill" Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once an' I felt I was nine feet tall Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed an' the man gave me a Kewpie Doll! I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll an' she's the cutest one of them all!" ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! ) Ah then, my baby said, "Honey, let m try my luck an' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!" You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye Dick Hey! I couldn't do it better myself! An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up an' my eyes bugged outta my head 'cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie Doll this is what my baby said, SHE SAID . . . "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll an' he's the cutest one of them all!" I said, "She's the cutest one of them all!" An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! ) An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! ) An' she's the cutest one of them all!