Les: I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time Stan and Kyle together: Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptations Les: Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind Cartman: Ample parking day or night People shouting "howdy, neighbor!" Les: Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind Kenny (mumbles): I like girls with big, fat titties I like girls with big vaginas Les: So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine