26

26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 

26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
  
What's this I hear about these perfect 10s 
My colleagues squawk about 
Them Ritzy girl friends 
A hundred pounds, a hundred pounds of trash 
They talk to me, they ramble on in my ears 
And their conversation's boring 
I would bet anyone 50 dollars 
'Cause I only wagon on the surest things 
Anywhere, anywhere she would go 
I would follow 500 miles away from home 
Just for a fling, for a fling 
  
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 

26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
  
I haven't known too many women 
Throughout my less than lustrous career 
But of all the relationships I've been in 
To my 26 the others can't compare 
She's my best bosom buddy, she's my partner 
In the things I find important to share 
She is fine, incredibly fine, it's no wonder 
That she catches, that she catches all the stares 
  
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 

26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 
26, my baby's a 26 
On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26 

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