Hello sir, I'm Doctor Chocolate And I've always been your friend There's no way that tooth decay Should ever make our friendship end My candy treats are always sweet A boy's perfect reward The gummi sweets no one can beat And have you tried the rocky road? The veggies here have been in fear 'Cause of my growing worldwide fame And you will be much happier If you just eat the things you crave Eat the things you crave Eat the things you crave Eat the things you crave Just eat the things you crave