Intro: (Piano) Bm F# x2 Em7 A Em7 F# Bm (guitar 00:42) G F# x3 Bm [Verse] Bm A Bm Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy Bm A Bm They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street G A D G F# Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls Em D A Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat [Chorus] G F# G F# G F# No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G A Bm Joan Crawford has risen from the grave G F# Bm Joan Crawford has risen from the grave [Verse] Bm A Bm Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara Bm A Bm They chain themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks G A D G F# The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels Em D A The fat lady laughs, "Gentlemen, start your trucks" [Chorus] G F# G F# G F# No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G A Bm Joan Crawford has risen from the grave G F# E Em Joan Crawford has risen from the grave D [Bridge] G F# x12 Christina Mother's home Christina Come to mother Christina [Outro] G F# G F# G F# No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G A Bm x7 Joan Crawford has risen from the grave G F# Joan Crawford has risen …..