Party Favor

Hey, leave a message
C
Hey, call me back
         Am
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
               C      G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
               Am   
Maybe just forget it
                      F
Cause by the time you get this
                  C         G
Your number might be blocked

 Am                C       
Stay and blah blah blah
         F                       C  G
You just want what you can't have
 Am                    C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             F                       C G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

       F              G              C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Am              E7
Happy birthday by the way
         F               G              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                Am
You know that's bullshit
       E7        F
Don't you, babe 
             Fm       C
I'm not your party favor

C                                    Am
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        F
But we can't change the weather
                       C     G
And the weather's come and gone
C                                       Am
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                      C       G
Like you mishear all my songs

     Am                     C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         F                      C G
You just want what you can't have
    Am                 C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             F                      C G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

      F                  G           C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Am              E7
Happy birthday by the way
         F               G              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                Am
You know that's bullshit
           E7    F
Don't you, babe
             Fm
I'm not your party favor