Last night I was dreaming Dreamed about the H-Bomb Well the bomb it went off and I looked around I was the only man left on the ground Thirteen women and only one man in town There were thirteen women and only man in town Well as funny as it may be The only livin' man in town was me There were thirteen women and only one man in town I had two gals every morning Seein' that I was well fed And believe you me, one sweetened my tea While another one buttered my bread Two gals gave me my money And two gals made me my clothes And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring About 40 karats I suppose Thirteen women and only one man in town There was thirteen women and only man in town Well it's something I can't forget 'Cause I think of those thirteen women yet There were thirteen women and only one man in town I had three gals doin' the Mambo Three gals ballin' the jack And all of those gals really did their best They were all a lively pack I thought I was in Heaven And all of these angels were mine But the alarm went off and I hit the ground 'Cause I had to get to work on time Thirteen women and only one man in town There was thirteen women and only man in town Well I can't tell you where I've been 'Cause I'm thinkin' that I might go back again To the thirteen women and only one man in town