The Rules Song From "Monster Detectives" Tyrone: You must be sneaky now. Uniqua: I must be sneaky now. Tyrone: Especially sneaky now. Uniqua: Especially sneaky now. Tyrone: You can't have shoes that are squeaky now, lady, You've got to be quiet, too, Uniqua: Quiet, too, Tyrone: Quiet, too. Rule number one be quiet. You cannot make a sound. Make sure your feet land softly, when they step upon the ground. Uniqua: Okay I must be quiet. I will not make a sound. But what if I must yell or shriek, or howl like a hound? Tyrone: You mustn't even make a peep, or else we will be found! Uniqua (spoken): So, I have to be sneaky and quiet. Tyrone: (spoken): If you wanna get your ball back, that's rule number one. Uniqua (spoken): Well, I can do that! Tyrone: (spoken): But there's more. There's rule number two. Tyrone: Pay attention, lady, 'cause here's rule number two: If you see that monster do not let it play with you! If you play with the monster, lady, you'll be through. 'Cause whoever plays with the monster, will become a monster, too! Uniqua: If I play with that monster I'll be a monster too. Hey, that might be pretty neat! It might be fun to do. Tyrone: No that won't be neat. It's not what you should do. So if you see the monster Do not let it play with you! Uniqua (spoken): I could really turn into a soccer monster? Tyrone (spoken): Only if you play soccer with one. So don't. That's rule number two. Tyrone: We'll creep and sneak and peek around, 'til we find that soccer ball, Uniqua: Soccer ball, Both: 'til we find that soccer ball!