[Intro] Am Dm Bb [Primeira Parte] G4 G Am Fm7(5-) Put your heavy metal to the test E Dm Bb Might be half a love song in it all for you G4 G Am Fm7(5-) Timing wise it's probably for the best E Dm Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute [Refrão] G Dm Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew G Dm Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit G F Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes ( Am Dm Bb ) [Segunda Parte] G4 G Am Fm7(5-) Gradually it's coming into view E Dm Bb It's like your little directorial debut G4 G Am Fm7(5-) As fine a time as any to deduce E Dm The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue [Refrão] G Dm Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew G Dm Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit G F Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes [Ponte] E Gm And if we guess who I'm pretending to be F Do we win a prize? E Gm Having attempted twice, both incorrectly F E Do we get a third try? ( Dm Bb ) [Terceira Parte] G4 G Am Fm7(5-) The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch E Dm There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this [Refrão] G Dm Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips G Dm Asking after all the wives and the kids G F It's at the heart of what the business is