The following is a true story Only the names have been changed To protect the guilty Well I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock and roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you've got the dollar, we got the song Just want to boogie woogie all night long Yeah boogie I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean But I've got a Momma who's a hummer Just keeping me alive While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys She's working 9 to 5 She knows her place that woman Just you wait One of these days see me driving round town In my rocking Rolls-Royce with the Sun roof down My bottle of booze No summer time blues Shouting out, look at me In my rock and roll voice No, it ain't no fun, yeah Waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun Waiting 'round to be a millionaire Do you believe me? It ain't no fun No Waiting 'round to be a millionaire It ain't no fun I don't care what they say Waiting 'round to be a millionaire Drive a Rolls-Royce car No, it ain't no fun You know it Waiting 'round to be a millionaire No no no no no no no No, it ain't no fun Waiting 'round to be a millionaire Got a million dollar scream But it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) Oh no No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) That's what I said Yeah, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) And I wanna be rich No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) It's no fun doin' this bitch Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire You better believe it Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) It ain't having no fun (Ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No no Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Well, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Hey Hello Howard, how you doing, friend Next door neighbor oh, yeah Get your fucking jumbo jet out of my airport Ain't no fun It ain't no fun Oh, ain't no fun Well, it ain't no fun Yeah, it ain't no fun Well, it ain't no fun It ain't no fun Ain't no fun Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun, no Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No no no no no