In the morning and in the evening When you think you're alone Too many hours in your apartment Has made me hard as a stone I've tried to crack you, I told you you're the one But you must have thought that I was gone I told you a lot of lies just to get laid But your heart is hard as a stone You are vicious But I'm a man I'm gonna do what I can To remain hard as a stone That little pigeon, where did you find her? I had to break her every bone Eleven hours in your pool No longer hard as a stone She was delicious Now I'm the star If you wanna be what you are You've got to be hard as a stone You are mean But I'm a man It's not exactly what I planned But it seems I'm hard as a stone